Day 8

Topic: Window watchers
Cat 1: *Sits in window peering under the curtain* Please don't let them notice me, please don't let them notice me
Cat 2: They will notice, you aren't hidden.
Cat 1: I can hope right?
Cat 2: Yeah you can hope, for all the good it will do you.
Kid 2: KITTY! *Runs to window and attempts to pick cat 1 up.*
Human: Leave the cat alone*
Kid 2: *Ignores mom*
Cat 2: RUN!!!
Cat 1: I AM!*jumps out of window and runs to hide behind the furniture*
Kid 2: Awww kitty COME OUT!  I have cereal, want a bites?

Day 7

Topic: Strange sounds
*All cats hear tiny mewing sounds*
Cat 1: What's that????  Must investigate.
Human: You don't want to do that *tries to deter cat*
Cat 2: I hear it, but I'm not stupid enough to go look.
New cat: Noise?  Oh well can't be bothered.
Cat 1: It's coming from here *sticks nose under chair.*  *Lots of growling and hissing sounds follow* *Cat 1 takes off out from under chair and proceeds to go eat as he usually does when he has been insulted*
Cat 1: Yep I'm stupid.

Day 6

Topic: Food Panic (please note my cats are fed as soon as I notice they have run out of food in their bowls unless I am in bed. This is about the panic that ensues when I'm getting up of a morning and they have emptied their food bowls over night.)
Cat 1: Did you eat it all?
Cat 2: You ate it all!
Newcat: I'm hungry FEED ME!
Old cat: Let's go scratch on the door til she gets up.
*Human get's out of bed*
Old cat: SHE'S AWAKE PROCEED TO BEG!!!!!
Cat 1: feeeeeddddd mmmeeeee!
New cat: pet me feed me pet me feed me pet me feed me
Cat 2: PleasePleasePleasePleasePlease!
*Human trips over cats repeatedly*
Human: Good grief, give someone time to wake up will you?! 

Day 5

Topic: The Human's Lap
New cat: *snuggles down all comfy*
Cat 1: Hey!  A warm spot!
New cat: I'M LAYING HERE *growls at cat 1*
Cat 1: MOVE!
New cat: My spot!!!
Cat 1: Hmph, I don't weigh that much *plops down on new cat*
New cat: *growls*
Cat 1: Hush!
New cat: *growls*
Human: Move silhouette, can't you see he doesn't want you there, lay over here*moves cat 1 to the side*

Day 4

Topic: The Litterbox
Newcat: you guys have it made, I dont know why you complain so much
cat1: cause I cant go OUTSIDE *cries at door*
cat2: why do you think we are lucky
newcat: cause you have a *lowers meow to whisper* litterbox
Oldcat: why does that make us lucky?
newcat: cause i used to have to go outdoors
oldcat: *in a scandalized meow* in the nasty stuff those kids are always tracking into the room?!?!
newcat: yes, in the dirt
*cats gather round new cat and pet him feeling sorry for him* 

Day 3

Topic: A real mouse!
cat1: do you hear that
cat2:hear what?
cat3: i heard... something
(random squeeking noises, loud thump, crash)
newcat: that is not a toy! *drops mouse*
cat1: omg!
cat2:ooooo *pokes at with paw*
cat3: mine i caught it! *steals mouse*
newcat: my mouse!
cat3: nooo my mouse *growls at new cat*
newcat:*lays down*
cat3: *looks away for noise*
newcat:*sneaks closer*
cat3*looks back at newcat*
newcat*lays down*
cat3*hears random noise again*
newcat*sneaks closer*
cat3*freaks and growls at newcat*
newcat*lays down again*
cat3*gets distracted again*
newcat:hahahaha *runs off with mouse*
newcat: my damned mouse

Day 2

Topic: The Vacuum Cleaner

cat 1:omg what is that horrid noise

cat 2:oh shes sucking things up again

newcat:but it goes all over the floor and we can chase it!

cat 1: yeah but um... get your tail caught in that and -SLURP- bubye puss

newcat: she wouldnt!

cat 2: yeah... we lost a couple kittens to that monster....

Day 1

Topic: The Broom

cat 1: hey she got that thingie out again, that one that makes all the fun stuff those small creatures leave that we play with go away.

cat 2: you mean the one that makes noise?

cat 1: no you idiot, the other one the one with all the poky ends.

cat 2: oh, i wanna play with that, but those thingies, they poke my nose!

cat 1: oh tell me about it, and then when she puts it where we can play with it, its so big! who wants that around them!